Well F Us - we're back baby with a vengeance.  Nothing is left out.  Roman cats that killed Christ.  Its in there.  Sneaky rabid rodent.  You betcha.  Dick Douche Dumbass.  Hells to the yeah . . . sorry about the Hells to the yeah.  The episode covers the top 5 performances that saved a movie.  We missed you guys.  Consider this our aural hug. 

Well it is not a full episode but it is a start, no?  A full episode 82 is on its way but until then, here is an outtake that would not have made it into an already long podcast.  In this mini-taco, we blantantly steal a bit from the superb podcast - Stop Podcasting Yourself (go and listen) - by taking their Overheard segment and running it into the ground.  We hope you enjoy and keep your ears peeled for 82 real soon.  Let's hope this gets us back to more regular postings as well. 

81 has been salvaged from the wreckage and been presented to your ear pipes for listening.  Its not pretty.  Hell, its not even funny but dammit here it is.  Top 5 Worst Interview Questions.  I hope you are glad we are back because we have missed you.

Once again Brad and Jason are back to take on the proper way to sell a couch on Craigslist, the dangers of jogging in Seattle, and along the way we disucss stuff about which we know very little and inadvertently rip off George Carlin.  Oh and the episode topic is the Top 5 body parts of a woman that can be shown on network television.  I know.  Its creepy.  We're sorry.

Brad and Jason return to talk some 5Taat classic topics such as Shapoopie, the mysteries of China, and most of all - banana lovin' mokeys.  It has been a while and we need to shake the dust off but by the time Monkey Talk rolls around, things are . . . er, swinging.  We love you guys and are glad to be back.

Brad and Jason return to discuss how the latest Karate Kid trains to be a Kung-Fu Master. We let you know why you should be wary of the Afro-Teen Hunger Squad. We ask the hard hitting question, "How many condoms are too many condoms?" And we show you how to have a great time in Indonesia. All that and our Top 5 Childhood Toys!

Brad and Jason return to discuss the Top 5 Rollercoaster themes.  Danny from Shoddy Radio joins us for a rousing round of Hamburger/Hotdog and Mike Phirman of Hard 'n Phirm provides his musical talents to the mix.  Please check out Mike's page at http://www.mikephirman.com/

On a very special 5TaaT, we reveal a co-hosts secret shame while discussing our Top 5 Would You Rathers.  The Omnipotent Chirp and Shoddy Radio stop by to lift our spirits along with some special listeners as well. 

Brad and Jason return after a month of Afghanistan to talk all things Kandahar, Shapoopie rules, hug breakouts, squirrel love, and why the people of Bainbridge Island should be on alert.  All that and the top 5 Bring It Backs (thanks Vomitus Prime.)

A burrito (the hilarious comedian Mark Agee) joins the taco platter for a little over an hour of tomfoolery and about a half hour of tickle fights (which were edited out).  Oh, and monkey talk.